Monday, December 29, 2008
Russian Professor Predicts Fall of U.S. in 2010
MOSCOW — For a decade, Russian academic Igor Panarin has been predicting the U.S. will fall apart in 2010. Now he's found an eager audience: Russian state media, who are interviewing him twice a day.
A polite and cheerful man with a buzz cut, Professor Panarin insists he does not dislike Americans. But he warns that the outlook for them is dire.
"There's a 55-45 percent chance right now that disintegration will occur," says Panarin. "One could rejoice in that process," he adds, poker-faced. "But if we're talking reasonably, it's not the best scenario — for Russia."
Prof. Panarin, 50 years old, is not a fringe figure. A former KGB analyst, he is dean of the Russian Foreign Ministry's academy for future diplomats. He is invited to Kremlin receptions, lectures students, publishes books, and appears in the media as an expert on U.S.-Russia relations.
Mr. Panarin posits, in brief, that mass immigration, economic decline, and moral degradation will trigger a civil war next fall and the collapse of the dollar. Around the end of June 2010, or early July, he says, the U.S. will break into six pieces — with Alaska reverting to Russian control.
Friday, December 19, 2008
The Roast Beasts in Congress Vote Themselves a $4,700 Pay Raise
Talk about Fleece Navidad. With the economy in a shambles and 1,500 Americans a day losing their jobs, Congress has responded by voting themselves a $4,700 pay raise effective in 2009. This raise is $600 higher than the raise they voted themselves in 2007. And why shouldnt it be? Haven't they done a great job this year?
Meanwhile, every sucker down in Who-Ville sits down for some 99 cent Who-Hash!!!
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Pelosi: Stimulus Could Be Several Hundred Billion Dollars
MarketWatch Pulse WASHINGTON - Congress may need to consider an economic stimulus plan of several hundred billion dollars, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., said Sunday. "Economists tell us we need something in the several-hundred-billion-dollar category," Pelosi said on CBS's "Face the Nation." But, she said, she and other lawmakers must balance any stimulus plan with fiscal responsibility. Any plan must both contain a tax cut and create jobs, she said.
Hmm. So a bail-out package of $800 billion dollars plus a "several hundred billion dollar stimulus"? And people still think Obama's gonna give them a tax cut? Where in the world are all these billions of dollars coming from, folks?
Oh, and since the previous stimulus did nothing for the economy, why dont we try it again and again and again?
Monday, November 17, 2008
2nd Amendment Refresher
The 2nd Amendment is not about having a gun to shoot a robber who breaks into your house. (That's just a bonus.) The 2nd Amendment provides Americans with the ability to defend themselves...as part of an organized militia...in order to overthrow a corrupt government.
Guns give you the ability to take back your country from oppressors.
That's why this was put into the constitution. It's yet another check that the framers included to allow Americans to always have the power to keep this country on the right track...and to prevent any one person or group to have too much power over the people.
It's called Government 101. Respect the Constitution or go live in effing Canada.
Charlton Heston? Not in the Obama Administration.
Although it’s not clear that gun ownership would disqualify a job applicant, ISRA says question 59 shows the Obama team’s “distaste” for firearm owners.
"Question 59 provides clear insight into how Obama and his people perceive firearm owners," said ISRA Executive Director Richard Pearson. “The questionnaire poses a number of questions asking the applicant to reveal any unethical activities, or embarrassing Internet chats, then wraps up by asking if anyone in the applicant's family owns a firearm. Obviously, Obama feels that owning a firearm is akin to talking dirty in Internet chat rooms.” Pearson says the attitude is not surprising, given that Obama – as an Illinois State senator -- voted for SB1195, which included a provision calling for gun owners to be registered in the same manner as sex offenders. "Once again, we have to ask ourselves just what candidate Obama was talking about when he said he has 'respect' for the 2nd Amendment," said Pearson.
Click here to read the rest of the article.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Yes We Can: The Barack Obama Story
Get them "Yes We Can: The Barack Obama Story" on dvd.
From NBC: "This commemorative DVD takes you through the story of Barack Obama's life - his campaign to win his party's nomination, his campaign for the presidency, and finally his victorious history-making win. DVD extras include footage of the full inspiring speeches which were the most pivotal and memorable ones of his 2-year campaign."
Shoppers who bought this dvd also purchased "Bill Ayers: Retrospective of an American Hero" and "Osama Bin Laden: Friend or Foe?"
Editors Note: Isn't the term "victorious win" a little redundant?
The World Officially Goes Effing Crazy
DETROIT — President-elect Barack Obama is larger than life these days. Except, that is, at the University of Michigan, where he has become remarkably small.
A team of researchers has created carbon nanotube images of Obama whose details can only be seen with optical and electron microscopes.
"I really didn't mean it in a political way," said John Hart, assistant professor in mechanical engineering and leader of the research team at Michigan. "It was really for fun. It was a basic demonstration of what we can do with nanotubes."
Hart said he hopes the interest in "nanobama" gives the public a better understanding of nanotechnology research and its applications.
Each of the millions of hollow carbon cylinders that make up the incoming president's image is tens of thousands times smaller than a human hair, but stronger than steel.
Click here to read complete article.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Not the end of the world...yet.
However, this election is a portent of sinister things to come...and before you dismiss me as being another dramatic conservative, give my point some consideration.
I do not fear an Obama presidency. I fear the American voter.
I fear a voter who chooses socialism over capitalism.
I fear a voter who wants the government to take care of him.
I fear a voter who overlooks a candidate's terror ties, racist ties, radical socialist ties.
I fear a voter who gets his opinions from a celebrity.
I fear a voter who votes based on trends.
I fear a voter who thinks his candidate is infallible.
I fear a voter who votes based on skin color or gender.
I fear a voter who votes based on eloquent speeches.
I fear a voter who thinks their candidate is sexier than his opponent.
I fear a voter who does no research and asks no questions.
With voters like these, I fear what America could become. This is just the first step of ignorance down a path that could lead the the downfall of America. The more people need the government to take care of them, the more dependent they are on that government and the easier they are to control. It's been seen many many times throughout history and each time with disastrous consequences. If you doubt me, read a little bit about Germany in the 30s and keep this in mind, Adolf Hitler was elected.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Lesson 1: Obama is not Jesus. Jesus is not Obama.
Please let that information sink in. I know that it is stunning. Despite the last 9 months of evidence indicating that Barack is the messiah - media reports, eyewitness testimony, one-on-one interviews - it has been determined that he, in fact, is not Jesus Christ.
Once again, in case you are still having trouble:
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
A New Objective
You see, for 8 years the Dems have bitched and moaned about George Bush, calling him a war-monger, a fascist, a moron. They hung on every single word, every single action, criticizing his every decision. And I say, it's time to turn the tables. It's time to get nasty. When Obama becomes president, we'll have plenty to bitch about. Bitch loud and proud. Bitch from the mountain tops. Whenever you hear an Obama voter complain about anything, taxes, gas prices, whatever, you call them on it. Periodically ask them when Obama's miraculous "Change" and "Hope" are going to happen. Ask them when the manna is supposed to fall from heaven.
For those of you who choose to take the high road, I commend you. For all those who are bitter about the direction that America has taken, take my advice. Be as vocal and obnoxious as Bush-haters have been for the last 8 years. Payback is a bitch.
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Finally someone asks the questions - It's about time!
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Ask not what your country can do for you...
"A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government. A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy, which is always followed by a dictatorship.
The average age of the world's greatest civilizations from the beginning of history has been about 200 years. During those 200 years, these nations always progressed through the following sequence:
From bondage to spiritual faith;
From spiritual faith to great courage;
From courage to liberty;
From liberty to abundance;
From abundance to complacency;
From complacency to apathy;
From apathy to dependence;
From dependence back into bondage."
(This passage has been attributed to a Scottish fellow by the name of Alexander Tytler, a historian and professor who lived in the late 1700s/early 1800s. It is not known for sure if this was indeed his statement.)
In the United States, we have long since passed the abundance stage and are hovering between complacency and apathy. We even have a great many Americans who have already arrived at the dependence stage. In America, we are so privileged to have the rights that we have. We enjoy freedom from tyranny, safety from aggressors, protection of our persons and our property through police and fire departments, free education, clean water, clean air - I could go on and on. A majority of the world never has and never will enjoy all of the wonderful things that we enjoy here in America. Black, white, Asian, man, woman, child - everyone has these rights in America. Yet, I'm not begrudging us this good life; our forefathers fought and died, toiled and sacrificed to make this country the great country that it is. With the help of divine providence. Our founders crafted our system of government so that each future generation could build upon this foundation, always with the good of the people in mind. But I guess that's the problem now... the people. I beg people to consider these stages as they call for the government to fix all of their problems - debt, healthcare, etc. etc. At all times, we are just step away from bondage.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
The Ant and the Grasshopper (in Today's America)
I got this from a blog called Beartracks on Wordpress. It's genius. Enjoy.
The Parable of the Ant and the Grasshopper
(in today's society)
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.
CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing, “It’s Not Easy Being Green.” Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant’s house where the news stations film the group singing, “We shall overcome.” Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper’s sake. Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper , and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share. Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer! The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government. Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients. The ant loses the case.
The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant’s food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant’s old house, crumbles around him because he doesn’t maintain it.
The ant has disappeared in the snow. The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over bya gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2008.
Friday, September 26, 2008
Your Tax Dollars At Work...
The government is getting too damn spendy with our money and it's got to stop! If the IRS wants to add another page to my tax forms asking me if I want to donate $1 of my refund to a laundry list of charities, that's fine. But I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit around letting the liberals spend my tax dollars on Mexican "population control"!!!
Talk is Cheap
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Who's Looking Out For You?
Recent quote from Barack Obama: "We are here because an ethic of irresponsibility has swept through our government, leaving politicians with the belief they can waste billions and billions of your money on no-bid contracts for friends and contributors, slip pork projects into bills during the dead of night and spend billions on corporate tax breaks we can’t afford and old programs we don’t need,” said Obama. He linked the turmoil that’s rocked Wall Street to federal spending he said has soared out of control, laying the blame at the feet of Republican policies he argued that rival John McCain is certain to continue.
An ethic of irresponsibility, Senator Obama?
- Jim Johnson, former Fannie Mae executive and top exec at Lehman Brothers, Obama's current economic advisor.
- Franklin Raines, former head of Fannie Mae, made $90 million in 6 years at Fannie Mae, another of Obama's economic advisors
- Democratic Senator Chris Dodd was the largest single recipient of campaign donations from both Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Senator Obama was second.
- Senator Clinton was the largest recipient for Lehman Brothers. Senator Obama was second.
Republican Policies
September 11, 2003 - from an article published in the New York Times:
"The Bush administration today recommended the most significant regulatory overhaul in the housing finance industry since the savings and loan crisis a decade ago.
Under the plan, disclosed at a Congressional hearing today, a new agency would be created within the Treasury Department to assume supervision of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, the government-sponsored companies that are the two largest players in the mortgage lending industry. The new agency would have the authority, which now rests with Congress, to set one of the two capital-reserve requirements for the companies. It would exercise authority over any new lines of business. And it would determine whether the two are adequately managing the risks of their ballooning portfolios."
Hmm. Who's been the majority in Congress for the last 4 years? Not Republicans.
- In 2005, Charles Hagel (R), Elizabeth Dole (R), John Sununu (R) and John McCain sponsored the Federal Housing Enterprise Regulatory Reform Act of 2005. This reform was defeated by the Democratically controlled Congress. Speaking about this reform in 2006, McCain stated "to underscore my support for quick passage of this, if Congress does not act American taxpayers will continue to be exposed to enormous risk that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac pose to the housing market, and the overall financial system and the economy as a whole."
At whose feet should the blame lie?
In 1995, Bill Clinton instructed then Secretary of Treasury Robert Ruben to rewrite the rules governing the Community Reinvestment Act (a Carter-era law) to pressure financial institutions to extend loans to riskier borrowers in a generous but short-sighted attempt to curry favor with the liberal base.
This mess started with big government sticking it's nose into the free market. Barack Obama complains of federal spending "soaring out of control", yet he and his party are trying to cram a $700 Billion pill down our throats? Ridiculous. Today, the truly Conservative Republicans in Congress fought to modify this motion from a Bailout to a reasonable plan in which these rescued companies pay the America people back - with interest.
Sounds like the best plan to me. Sounds like we do have some politicians looking out for us after all. And looks like none of them is Barack Obama.
Monday, September 15, 2008
A Speech by Gianna Jessen, Abortion Survivor
Thursday, September 11, 2008
The Force of Good
"Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right, also for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders are sending them out on a task that is from God - that's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is plan and that plan is God's plan. So bless them with your prayers, your prayers of protection over our soldiers..."
The quote above is the full quote. The mental midget Charlie Gibson skewed the comment in his question below:
GIBSON: You said recently, in your old church, "Our national leaders are sending U.S. soldiers on a task that is from God." Are we fighting a holy war?"
Naturally Sarah answered the question beautifully - explaining that she was quoting Abraham Lincoln. Read the transcript here.
Here's what scorches my cookies - Left-wingers, apparently Charlie Gibson among them, desperately try to paint Christians as equatable to our radical islamist enemies. They think Christians are crazy for believing in things like Creation (listen to Matt Damon's tirade about the age of the dinosaurs). They have the most difficult time believing that God could possibly be on our side. Wasn't God on our side when the North won the Civil War and slavery was ended? Wasn't God on our side (and the side of all members of the Allied Forces) during WWII when we stopped the evil of Nazism? Wasn't God on our side as we brought about the end of the Cold War and halted the spread of Communism, an ideology that has killed more people than the Nazis? Isn't God on our side now as we depose murderous dictator Saddam Hussein, give the Iraqi people rights and control of their own nation, fight the evils of terrorism all across the globe to make the world a safer place? What is the presence of God if not a driving force of everlasting Good that inspires mankind to act?
Liberals will interpret Sarah's words as more crazy talk from Christians hell-bent on conquering the world and spreading their religion. In Charlie's words, "starting holy wars". (Sounds like our enemies, right?)
Conservatives know that when we pray for God to be on our side, we are praying for God to lead us down the right path, to support us in doing what is right, in doing his will. We believe, as our forefathers believed, that God had a hand in the creation of this great nation and we have a responsibility to God to always do what is right and just.
Sunday, September 7, 2008
The New Prejudice
I have family members with special needs (one of whom has Down's Syndrome) and I can tell you - they are much more decent than you or I.
If you are a Christian, you know that true perfection is measured by your closeness to God. These children are the closest you can get to perfection.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Only Liberal Women Can Shatter the Glass Ceiling?
Dont Talk Barack!
“Well, my understanding is that Governor Palin’s town of Wasilla has, I think, 50 employees. We’ve got 2,500 in this campaign. I think their budget is maybe $12 million a year. You know, we have a budget of about three times that just for the month. So I think that our ability to manage large systems and to execute I think has been made clear over the last couple of years,” Obama said.
Hahahaha. If he was really so talented at running a campaign, he'd know that sometimes it's just best to take the high road. Or just not to speak at all. Being that he said "Governor Palin", surely he realizes that she isn't "Governor" of the town of Wasilla. As current Governor of the largest state in the union, with 15,000 employees under her and a 2008 budget of $11 billion, Palin is in charge of some of the most valuable land in the United States. Because of it's location, the state of Alaska likely deals with international matters more than any other state - having to contend with Russia, Canada, and even the indigenous peoples of Alaska. As an Alaskan, she's knowledgeable about the untapped resources within her state, not only the vast oil reserves but the clean-burning natural gas that can provide us with a bridge into an era of renewable energy sources. In addition, as Governor, Sarah Palin is commander-in-chief of the state's National Guard.
Obama is like a talking donkey, every once in a while, he says something that makes sense. But most of the time, he just makes an ass of himself.
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Monday, September 1, 2008
No Country for Old Men or Young Men or Anyone but Plants and Polar Bears
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
All clear?
Security clearances are super-stringent. Top Secret Clearances are even more so. In your clearance investigation, they dig into EVERYTHING. A friendship with someone who has repeatedly and unapologetically bombed government buildings and targeted law enforcement officers would be a huge red flag and, I assume, would earn an instant rejection.
Guilt by Association?
Here are Barack Obama's loose screws:
1) William Ayers, Founder of the 60s terrorist group "The Weather Underground" - In the 60s and 70s, American radical William Ayers founded "The Weathermen" and "The Weather Underground" to protest "American Imperialism".
"The group’s members assumed clandestine identities and began detonating bombs at courthouses, correctional facilities, police stations, the Capitol and the Pentagon. Between October 1969 and September 1973, the Weather Underground claimed credit for some twenty bombings across the country." (FoxNews, August 26, 2008) This homegrown terrorist and his wife escaped federal terrorism charges on a technicality - improper surveillance techniques by investigators. (Chicago Sun-Times, April 16, 2008) Many years later, Ayers is a professor at the University of Illinois and still unrepentant. In a 2004 interview, "Ayers claimed the Weathermen were driven by “hope and love,” not despair, and said he did not think the group’s violent acts, targeting federal officials and local law enforcement officers, were 'a big deal.' ".
Barack Obama has been friends with William Ayers for over 13 years. Ayers launched Obama's political career in Illinois by hosting one of Obama's first campaign events at his Hyde Park home in 1995.
As passionate and even crazed as William Ayers is, do you think that he would support (and host events to launch) the political career of someone who didn't share at least some of his radical beliefs?
2) Reverend Jeremiah Wright - former pastor of the Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago: An inflammatory speaker, Rev. Wright has stated that "the government gives [black people] drugs and "treats them as less than human." (ABC News, March 13, 2008)
"We bombed Hiroshima, we bombed Nagasaki, and we nuked far more than the thousands in New York and the Pentagon, and we never batted an eye," Rev. Wright said in a sermon on Sept. 16, 2001. "We have supported state terrorism against the Palestinians and black South Africans, and now we are indignant because the stuff we have done overseas is now brought right back to our own front yards. America's chickens are coming home to roost," he told his congregation 5 days after September 11th. (ABC News, March 13, 2008) Wright has also claimed that US scientists engineered the AIDS virus.
"An ABC News review of dozens of Rev. Wright's sermons, offered for sale by the church, found repeated denunciations of the U.S. based on what he described as his reading of the Gospels and the treatment of black Americans." (ABC News, March 13, 2008)
Rev. Jeremiah Wright has been Barack Obama's pastor for over 17 years. Not only did Wright marry Barack and Michelle, he also baptized both of Obama's daughters and is even credited for coining the title of Barack's autobiography, "The Audacity of Hope."
"In a statement to ABCNews.com, Obama's press spokesman Bill Burton said, 'Sen. Obama has said repeatedly that personal attacks such as this [one on Rev. Wright] have no place in this campaign or our politics, whether they're offered from a platform at a rally or the pulpit of a church. Sen. Obama does not think of the pastor of his church in political terms. Like a member of his family, there are things he says with which Sen. Obama deeply disagrees. But now that he is retired, that doesn't detract from Sen. Obama's affection for Rev. Wright or his appreciation for the good works he has done.' " (ABC News, March 13, 2008)
Clearly Barack agrees with what Wright has to say, he's stuck with him for over 17 years! The Obamas are so close to Wright that he married them and baptized both their children - if you think your pastor is off his wad, you don't ask him to participate in every facet of your religious life - or name your book after one of his sermons.
3) Tony Rezko - indicted slum-landlord and Obama's friend, neighbor and fundraiser. Too much to type. Read this article. Or this one.
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Obama in 08 - Osama in 09
With all this talk about Iran testing missiles, about Russia threatening a "military response" if our defense agreement with the Czech Republic is ratified, with terrorists running rampant around the world, are you thanking your lucky stars that we live in a nation with the most powerful and sophisticated military? That we have elite personnel and superior technologies to employ in dire situations (such as a nuclear attack) to ensure our safety? Well, we wont feel safe and sound for long, if Barack Obama gets his way. At one of the most dangerous times in our history, as madrassas are churning out hundreds and hundreds of suicidal madmen whose only mission is to murder infidels (that's you and me, ladies and gentleman), Democratic Presidential Nominee Barack Obama is planning to enfeeble our military and cripple our national security! Doubt me? Have a listen straight from the horses mouth!
Monday, July 7, 2008
1,215 Servicemembers Re-enlist in Iraq
"Servicemembers from all over Iraq gathered in the Al Faw Palace rotunda at Camp Victory, Baghdad, to reenlist and celebrate Independence Day. All 1,215 servicemembers celebrated by raising their right hands and pledging to continue defending the "land of the free" in what is the largest reenlistment ceremony since the all-volunteer force began in 1973 according to Command Sgt. Maj. Marvin L. Hill, command sergeant major, Multi-National Forces - Iraq."
See the awesome video below:
I want to stress a couple of things here.
First of all, I want to remind America that our military is an all-volunteer military. That all of these servicemen and women first joined the Air Force, the Marine Corps, the Army, and the Navy by their own volition, seeking to serve and protect their country and to make a difference in the world. And, by their own choice, are re-enlisting in huge numbers to keep up the fight.
Secondly, I want to point out that if the Iraq war is such a "mistake" then why are these servicemen and women re-joining the mission over there? The answer is that they understand something that Barack Obama and Harry Reid and Jack Murtha don't. They see first-hand the fragility of a newly-founded democracy - not entirely unlike ours 232 years ago. They see the desire of the Iraqi people to live in peace - not under the thumb of a crazed dictator or Al Queda. They see that there is a job to be done. A job that men and women have died for - and they must stay the course until that job is complete. It may take many more years - much more time away from their families and friends, much more time in the killer heat and the danger - to get this new nation on its feet. They know that they are creating peace and bringing hope...and are making a bit of history in the process.
Friday, July 4, 2008
O Beautiful for Patriot Dream
Happy Birthday America!
Take a quick moment to watch "America: Why I Love Her" by John Wayne. The Duke says it well...
To all the brave and selfless Americans who have fought and are still fighting in the cause of liberty, thank you!!!!!!!
Happy Celestial Being Day!
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Ever noticed how Liberals hate inanimate objects?
- Oil - Liberals hate oil. A simple mention of the word evokes nightmares of crude-covered ducks gagging. They wake up in the night drenched with sweat screaming "Exxon Valdez - NOOOOOOOOO!" They hate oil so much, in fact, that they don't mind bankrupting half of America by fighting against drilling. Their hatred for oil makes them blind to news that our off-shore oil rigs have become artificial reefs supporting thriving sea life, even through the ravages of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, during which these oil rigs held up nicely without so much as one dead dolphin.
- Guns - "Guns kill people," Liberals scream. They march. They do commercials with Susan Sarandon. Apparently in California, guns mysteriously load themselves, rise into the air, aim at people and kill them.
- Companies - Oil companies, drug companies, health insurance companies, SUV manufacturers, the list goes on and on. I guess it's easier to hate a company than to hate an actual person. But the funny thing is, companies are made up of people. Oh, and companies make profits and Liberals think that's outrageous. How dare a company make a profit when they should be developing products that benefit humanity and are provided free of charge. It's not like this is a capitalist society or anything.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Susan B. Anthony is pissed off
"Obama is so handsome and young!"
"I'm an Obama Mama!"
"I'm voting for Hillary because I want a woman in the White House."
The women voters of my generation are being represented by Obama Girl, whose bra size is a slightly higher number than her IQ.
The women of America are liberated and educated, so why do we spend so much time watching The Hills and so little time paying attention to current affairs. Are rock hard pecs going to find us a solution to the energy crisis? Will having a vagina give the president all the answers in dealing with the War on Terror? Seriously girls, lets use our brains.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Where have all the Tom Sellecks gone?
Nobody seems to have them anymore. There once was a time when everywhere you looked, someone was swinging a sack around - George S. Patton (BALLS!), John Wayne (BALLS!), Ronald Reagan (BALLS! BALLS! BALLS!). Now every time I turn around I hear about another guy getting a pedicure! This country is turning into a big nation of pansies and I'm damn sick of it. Now, instead of killing our enemies, we give them rights under the constitution and let them read their Korans and grow fat off of Doritos in cells on a beautiful tropical island. Instead of shaking them up for information, we splash some water on their faces and ask nicely while the eunuchs on Capitol Hill run around shouting "Torture! Torture!" in effeminate voices. Instead of starting up some big manly drilling machines on some big manly oil rigs, our men would rather prance around in a meadow wearing daisy chains and dreaming of a future in which we all fly colorful hot air balloons to work.
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Get Educated America!
- Meeting with Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (Barack Obama)
- Implementing a Universal Health Care Program (Both Clinton and Obama)
Coffee Talk with Mahmoud
Well, why didn't someone think of this earlier? Apparently, world peace is as simple as buying your enemy a non-fat toffee nut latte. Let's not drop bombs on terrorists, let's just drop bags of 100% Arabica beans and invite ourselves into their spiderholes for a nice heart-to-heart. If only it were as easy as starting up a dialogue with these people. They say Barack lacks experience but, yeesh, even my chihuahua knows that you cant negotiate with crazy people. Ahmadinejad is a mouthpiece for terrorism, plain and simple. He's an evil, evil man and if you aren't sure about that, just google the guy and read about some of the things he says and does. He puts homosexuals to death simply for their orientations. He says the Holocaust never happened. He calls for the complete annihilation of Israel - that's calling for the deaths of 7,282,000 men, women and children. Weapons that he has provided to insurgents are being employed to kill our soldiers in Iraq as I write this. An agreement or promise made by this man is worthless.
History Lesson
British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain tried for 3 years to appease Adolf Hitler. When Hitler broke the Munich Agreement in 1939, Chamberlain realized that the promises of a madman are worth nothing. Meanwhile, about 4 million Jews had already been murdered. It took a couple of years and some serious firepower to stop Hitler, not a couple of
meetings at the local Der Kaffe Haus.
Love Spending Time at the DMV? Try Universal Health Care!
Everyone knows that the government is very efficient and all government employees are quite friendly and happy. Just take a trip to your nearest post office. Why, it's a utopia. It's so clean, there are no lines, the employees are delightful, it's very very efficient and the prices are reasonable. Oh wait. Seriously people -do you want to turn your doctors office into the post office? Or worse, the DMV?
And then there's the whole issue of PAYING for everyone's "free" health care. That cost is monumental. I feel as bad as the next guy about kids that have no insurance but I certainly don't feel that it's my responsibility to pay for it. If you cant afford to insure your kids - don't have any! Not only that, but I suspect that there are quite a few Americans whose uninsured kids eat dinner in front of a 50 inch plasma tv.
History Lesson
Canada is just one of many countries with failing socialized medical programs. People in dire need of treatments and surgeries are waiting MONTHS for care. There are a growing number of instances in which patients are dying waiting for routine surgeries such as appendectomies. Some simple economics here - when the price of a good or service (prescriptions and medical care) drops to zero, the demand increases far beyond the supply. The Canadian health system has become unable to provide medication and services to all those seeking them. Canadians are actually coming to the United States to purchase medications that they cannot receive in Canada.
Oh, and Canada's free health care is turning out to be pretty un-free. A Canadian individual pays approx. $1,100 a year in taxes JUST for the government health care. That does not include other taxes. And note that that total is for an individual, so a family of four pays taxes in excess of $4,500! Just for the "free" health care!
Health care aside, history has taught us that the more power a nation gives to it's government, the less power belongs to the people and the more bloated and corrupt that government becomes. (Absolute power corrupts absolutely - Do the words Paris Hilton come to mind?) And governments aren't prone to just relinquishing control of things and giving them back to the people. Even the government of the greatest nation on earth.