Russian Professor Predicts Fall of U.S. in 2010

Did they text *69 to Miss Cleo?

MOSCOW — For a decade, Russian academic Igor Panarin has been predicting the U.S. will fall apart in 2010. Now he's found an eager audience: Russian state media, who are interviewing him twice a day.
A polite and cheerful man with a buzz cut, Professor Panarin insists he does not dislike Americans. But he warns that the outlook for them is dire.
"There's a 55-45 percent chance right now that disintegration will occur," says Panarin. "One could rejoice in that process," he adds, poker-faced. "But if we're talking reasonably, it's not the best scenario — for Russia."
Prof. Panarin, 50 years old, is not a fringe figure. A former KGB analyst, he is dean of the Russian Foreign Ministry's academy for future diplomats. He is invited to Kremlin receptions, lectures students, publishes books, and appears in the media as an expert on U.S.-Russia relations.
Mr. Panarin posits, in brief, that mass immigration, economic decline, and moral degradation will trigger a civil war next fall and the collapse of the dollar. Around the end of June 2010, or early July, he says, the U.S. will break into six pieces — with Alaska reverting to Russian control.

The Roast Beasts in Congress Vote Themselves a $4,700 Pay Raise

Members of Congress Award Themselves $4,700 Raise in 2009 (MarketWatch)

Talk about Fleece Navidad. With the economy in a shambles and 1,500 Americans a day losing their jobs, Congress has responded by voting themselves a $4,700 pay raise effective in 2009. This raise is $600 higher than the raise they voted themselves in 2007. And why shouldnt it be? Haven't they done a great job this year?

Meanwhile, every sucker down in Who-Ville sits down for some 99 cent Who-Hash!!!