America: The Cause of All the Worlds Problems

Hey, did you know that everything bad that has ever happened in the world is America's fault? No kidding! I didn't know that either until Barack was elected president and told me. Turns out that it goes way beyond supplying Mexico with guns and consuming all their drugs. It goes beyond being arrogant and harming great nations like Cuba and Venezuela. Our negative impact on the world goes back to biblical times. Did you know that it was actually the United States, and not Ramses II, who enslaved the Hebrews? Bet you didn't know that the United States was organizing Crusades against Muslims in the 11th century, 200 years before Christopher Columbus discovered the New World. Are you aware of the fact that America is directly responsible for the spread of the Bubonic plague across Europe? All true - just ask some of our leaders.